Priorities

ME: Simon, I'm going to make-out with Turtle. Is that okay?

SIMON: No.

ME: Aww, but I really want to. Why not?

SIMON: [tossing a blue bead that he's pretending is a dice] Because I want you to watch me.

ME: Okay, but when you're done I can kiss her?

SIMON: Yeah.

[gets the "double points" T]

SIMON: I got it!

ME: Sweet, now I can kiss Turtle, right?

SIMON: *nods*

[leans over to passionately kiss Turtle (not for reals)]

ME: Simon, was that hot?

SIMON: Yes.

ME: Should we kiss some more?

SIMON: No.

ME: Why not?

SIMON: Because it's your turn! [offers me the "dice"]