Monday, May 3, 2010

Simon Random One-liners

May 3--Scott posts on facebook:

Simon: "Dad, pretty soon can we open another bag of fishy crackers?" Me: "I don't know... will you guys eat the whole bag in two days again?" Simon: [thinks for a few seconds] "Ok! So can we open one now?"

April 29--Scott's Status on Facebook:

From my 4-year-old: "Dad, licorice is *almost* like fries... almost. 'Cause it's loooong, and fries are a little bit long."

Approaching his chair for dinner that night (imagine voice inflection with attitude)

"Apparently Spencer left his coat on my chair."

April's Moho Party to Mom and Michael Wiltbank:

"We most definitely should not go play in our room! It will get all messy!"

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